January 2012
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“Youuuu had a daaaaate where Saaaarah madeee you diiiiinner!” Ern sings meanwhile in a deep and warbling voice, roughly to the tune of You Raise Me Up. “You haaaaad a daaaaate, and nowwww she wants some sexxxxx …”
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“‘For instance,’ [Meryl Streep] says, forking at a bread-crumbed oyster, ‘we are...”
– “Meryl Streep: Force of Nature,” Vogue (via detectivejane)
December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
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“When the prosperous man on a dark but starlit night drives comfortably in his carriage and has the lanterns lighted, aye, then he is safe, he fears no difficulty, he carries his light with him, and it is not dark close around him.
But precisely because he has the lanterns lighted, and has a strong light close to him, precisely for this reason, he cannot see the stars. For his lights obscure the...
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That time when Josh Groban was briefly the best...
“Youuuu had a daaaaate where Saaaarah madeee you diiiiinner!” Ern sings meanwhile in a deep and warbling voice, roughly to the tune of You Raise Me Up. “You haaaaad a daaaaate, and nowwww she wants some sexxxxx …”
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“May God have mercy on your souls; may God bless your souls.”
– TROY DAVIS, to the Georgia Department of Correction employees who were tasked with executing him, as quoted by Rhonda Cook of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, a media eyewitness to the killing. (via inothernews)
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WatchElmo + Greg James groove on Radio 1.
For the win.
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GRAMMAR JOKES ARE AWESOME:
intervals:
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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August 2011
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"My Immortal", aka The Worst Harry Potter... →
delacours /audreyparker / -andrews:
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was...
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