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"My Immortal", aka The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction Ever (And Then Some)

delacours /audreyparker / -andrews:

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Draco Malfoy!

“What’s up Draco?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

THE ORIGINAL WAS AMAZING WITH THE RIDICULOUS SPELLING UGHHHH. You all need to read this. You. will. cry. of. laughter.

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Professor Mcgonagall: The house of Godric gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizard world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you, in the cost of a single evening, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons.

Fred: Try saying that five times fast.

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Emma: I can’t believe I’m actually saying this on vogue.com but for my birthday, I asked for 2 chickens and they arrived today and I’ve got them a hutch in my garden and I’m really excited about them. I haven’t decided what I’m gonna name them. I want to kind of, like, name them Ralph & Lauren.

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OH MY GOD NOW I’M HAPPY

I WAS NOT ALONE.

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